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hey so i understand that you live in my mirror and that sometimes i made weird faces when i look at it 
    but i promise i’m not trying to be mean and i need you to understand why i can’t share this picture with 5 friends because i really care
    about my friends and i don’t want to be the kind of person that curses them through email so unfortunately i’ll have to deal with 
    it myself, despite your request.
            
    to be honest i was kind of confused at first because the email said that you, bloody mary, would be the one visiting me tonight but 
    the person in the picture was actually jeff the killer. i just wasn’t aware that the two of you were close! small world i guess.
            
    i did want to take some time and explain to you why haunting me isn’t really necessary:

i’m already quite the scaredy cat and sometimes end up sleeping with the lights on and i was really worried last night because 
    my cat wasn’t moving when i pet her and she was sinking into the area between her pillow and my mattress so i freaked out and shook
    her but it was ok because she woke up and was just really cozy but now i feel bad because i ruined that...
            
    um. sorry that was random xd
            
    anyway if you could please consider not haunting me tonight that would be really epic. thanks!